“10 f**king weeks I waited and for what? A giant, rocky vagina that was never f**king explained properly?! No wonder the BBC didn’t want to fund the whole f**king thing itself!”
“Meh. Not impressed. But it was a lot better than any of the drivel ITV et al are putting out. And we got to see John Barrowman’s arse. Again.”
Full review to follow. Probably with less swearing.